Just-so stories in the Bible

Occasionally creations will accuse evolutions of inventing just-so stories to explain what we see in nature. The reality, of course, is that evolution is real science, and the account for why something is how it is will always: (1) be backed up be real evidence; and (2) noted as speculation.

The real irony, however, is the number of just-so stories in the Bible, especially Genesis. Note that none of these are backed up by evidence and all are presented as fact.


Daddy, why do we feel shame when we are naked?

Because Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge. Genesis 3:7


Daddy, why do snakes not have legs

Because God cursed all snakes when that nasty snake in the Garden of Eden tempted Eve. Genesis 3:14


Daddy, why is there enmity between snakes and mankind?

Because God cursed all snakes when that nasty snake in the Garden of Eden tempted Eve. Genesis 3:15


Daddy, why do women suffer in childbirth so much?

Because God cursed all women after Eve ate the forbidden fruit. Genesis 3:16


Daddy, why does man have to work so hard if God is looking after us?

Because God cursed all men after Adam ate the forbidden fruit. Genesis 3:17


Daddy, why are there rainbows?

It is a sign from God that he will not cause a global flood. Again. Genesis 9:13


Daddy, why is it morally right to keep Canaanites as slaves?

Because God cursed them all after Canaan saw his father naked. Genesis 9:25


Daddy, why do people speak different languages? 

Because God cursed them when they tried to built a tower to heaven. Genesis 11:9



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